Total Medals Earned: 6,102 (From 750 different games.) Total Medal Score: 133,395 Points
Medals Earned: 11/49 (60/500 points)
Destroy 250 blocks
Hit the wall 500 times
Destroy 50 blocks
Hit a bumper ball with a curved shot
Destroy 100 blocks
Hit a bumper ball 10 times
Hit the paddle twice without hitting anything else
Hit the wall 100 times
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Destroy a curve block
Destroy 5 directional blocks from below
Destroy 400 blocks
Hit a bumper ball 50 times
Hit the wall 2000 times
Combo x 200
Destroy an invisible block with a curved shot
Destroy a gold block with a curved shot
Combo x 10
Combo x 50
Score 150000 points
Combo x 20
Combo x 100
Hit the wall 1000 times
Score 250000 points
Hit the paddle 5 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 650 blocks
Destroy a heart block with a curved shot
Destroy a metal block with a curved shot
Hit the wall 3500 times
Complete half of the game levels
destroy 20 metal blocks
Combo x 300
Hit the paddle 8 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 10 directional blocks from the right
Destroy a vibrating block with a curved shot
Complete all the stages
Destroy a directional block from top with a curved shot
Destroy 10 gold blocks
Score 350000 points
Complete the game without loosing a life
Medals Earned: 16/20 (340/480 points)
Send Newgrounds Into the Red
Finish Fast
Send Wrong Order
Finish First Day
Add 2011 Calendar to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Castle Crasher Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Hip-Hop 2010 CD to Store Inventory
Add MeatBoy Game to Store Inventory
Add Newgrounds Poster to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Poster to Store Inventory
Add Penicorn to Store Inventory
Completely Fill Many Boxes
Completely Fill 3x3x3 Box
Add Mystery Box to Store Inventory
Earn $10,000.00
All Orders Correct For First 15 Days
Work Through A Full Month
Medals Earned: 10/12 (90/110 points)
Eat your first cookie
Kill 10 enemies
Have over 50 lives
Kill 25 enemies
Defeat the boss
Dont drop the bomb
Eat all the food in the game
Kill all of the enemies
Keep your lives under 15
Complete the game
No deaths from spikes
Complete game under 5 min
Medals Earned: 12/12 (405/405 points)
Diffuse 15 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 15 henchlings
Rescue 50 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 5 minutes
Diffuse 35 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 25 henchlings
Rescue 75 Urbanville citizens
Diffuse 50 bombs before 1 goes off
Keep Urbanville safe for 10 minutes
Kill 50 henchlings
Rescue 100 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 15 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/4 (65/65 points)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (115/165 points)
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 12/12 (300/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Get 5 coins
Die 100 times
Complete 30 levels
The medal that deserves its own game!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/455 points)
Use all 4 powerups in a single run.
Last longer than 1 minute in a single run.
Pop 250 bullets in a single run.
Go 30 seconds without popping a single bubble.
Pop 750 bullets in a single run.
Infect 8 bubbles with 1 red bullet.
Bounce 1 green bullet off 15 bubbles.
Last longer than 5 minutes in difficult.
Last longer than 5 minutes in onslaught.
Finish the normal course without dying.
Last longer than 5 minutes in invisible challenge.
Finish the difficult course without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)
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Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).